I have come to the conclusion that it is natural instinct, both animal and human, to mark your territory with bodily fluids. => Paige will spit up on you if she likes you (yes, i think its because she likes you and feels comfortable with you and not just because you are holding her. haha, sometimes =>) She has ejected her bodily fluids on many people but none as much as myself, Jared and Kalyn. Kalyn and I are the only ones who have been graced with the honor of Paige's poop => (me twice in the last week alone) haha. And last night, Jared had a VERY close call with the spit-up.

Just a stitch to the left and Paige would have hit the jackpot haha. I'm not gonna play this down, it was HILARIOUS!! And Jared was grossed out by it yet amused haha And no, he was not holding her upsidown or anything. This girl just has remarkable aim and projectile spit up.
And look at this baby, doesn't she just have "guilty" written all over her face?
Jared and I are officially property of Paige, and we got the loads and loads of bodily fluid soiled clothes to prove it. So just a note to all, if Paige wants to claim you, there is no stopping it. No matter how hard you try or how prepared you think you are. =>
3 comments:
bahahahaha this is the best one yet.
haha thats hilarious! yeah whenever i go see my neices i know that whatever clothes i wear will be covered in who knows what sticky hands and chunks of food by the end. i cant imagine being a mom. constant wetness on you. haha
so great! I got marked by aspen when she was little but she hit the jackpot...and my mouth was open....it was pretty gross!
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